1 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:16,150 LILY: Marshall's almost here. 2 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:17,985 Yes! Look at us, 3 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,921 hanging out again. This is amazing. 4 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:22,523 This is awesome! 5 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:26,494 This is... (roaring) (laughing): Okay. 6 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,662 Just settle down, buddy. No! 7 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:32,266 Settling down is for losers with kids who never go out anymore. 8 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,334 I am in charge tonight, 9 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,903 and the earliest I am allowing anyone 10 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:38,572 to go home is... 2:00 a.m. 11 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,241 10:00 p.m. 9:45. 12 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,442 3:00 a.m. 13 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:44,445 Guys, tonight is gonna be legen-- 14 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,181 wait for it... 15 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:48,582 If I leave now, 16 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,617 I could put the kids to bed. 17 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:50,618 I'll get the check. 18 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:51,919 ..dary! 19 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:53,521 Legendary! 20 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,589 Guys, the gang is back! 21 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:59,093 We're back! (sputtering, shouting) 22 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,829 All of us except for Robin. 23 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,298 We never see her anymore. 24 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:05,966 Okay, in addition to you guys not going home 25 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:08,636 before 4:00 a.m.-- yes, it's up to 4:00 now-- 26 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:11,805 new rule: anytime anyone talks about something sad, 27 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,074 we stay out an extra hour. 28 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,477 We said we'd always be there for the big moments. 29 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,246 5:00 a.m. To be fair, 30 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,613 tonight's just us hanging out 31 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,048 until 10:00 p.m., tops. 32 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,150 It's not a big moment. 33 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,083 BARNEY: Um, 34 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:24,652 yes, it is. Um, no, it's not. 35 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,888 Um, yes, it is. Um... no, it's not. 36 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,324 Um, yes, it is. 37 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:32,760 I got a phone call today. 38 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:36,430 A judge in Queens is retiring, so... 39 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,266 I'm gonna be a judge. 40 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,133 (gasps) 41 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,302 (shouting) Yes! Yes! 42 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,837 (laughing) Judge Eriksen! 43 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:46,407 Yeah! (chuckling) One more. 44 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,610 I told you the phone would ring. You deserve this. 45 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,279 Thanks, Lily. 46 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:54,081 I love you, Marshmallow. TED: Oh. 47 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,649 1:45 a.m. 48 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:58,152 Well, you were right, Barney, this night was, in fact, 49 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:01,455 legendary, but... I know what you're gonna say and I agree. 50 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:02,956 We're going to Vegas! 51 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,425 TED: I will be awakened 52 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:08,529 by screaming children in less than... 53 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,131 (crying): four-and-a-half hours. 54 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,200 BARNEY: You're staying. 55 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,201 I'm going. 56 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,602 Judge Fudge, your very first ruling? 57 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,969 (deep voice): He stays. 58 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,305 Hey! See? 59 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:18,939 Tonight is about 60 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,142 celebrating our enduring bond as friends. 61 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:25,179 Nay, family. Because that's what we are, Ted. 62 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:26,480 We are fa... 63 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:27,848 Okay, fun night, guys. Keep in touch. 64 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,483 Damn it, Barney. (choking) 65 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:32,152 (strained): Crushing... windpipe. 66 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:34,522 You're lucky that's the only pipe I'm crushing. 67 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,857 Aah! That woman is half your age. 68 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,992 Haven't you changed, even a little? 69 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:41,028 No. I haven't. 70 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,797 Look, I know there was a time 71 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,866 when it seemed like I was capable of going the distance, 72 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:49,970 but... if it wasn't gonna happen with Robin, 73 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,473 then it's just not gonna happen with anyone. 74 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,707 I am never 75 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,576 gonna be a guy who meets a girl 76 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,878 and, from the first time I see her, I'm just like, 77 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,648 "You are the love of my life. 78 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,149 "Everything I have 79 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,986 and everything I am is yours forever." 80 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,022 Really? No, I'm just making a point. Move it along. 81 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,360 That's not me. 82 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,428 I'm the guy who straightens his tie, 83 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,163 says something dirty, high-fives himself 84 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,366 and then goes and talks to that girl over there. 85 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,168 That's me. 86 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,905 Can I please... just be me? 87 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,742 Judge Fudge? 88 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,046 I'll allow it. 89 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,684 Then I'll a-plow it. Self-five. 90 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,520 Stinson out. 91 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,022 (rock music playing) 92 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,892 (cheering) Oh! 93 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,627 (whoops) MARSHALL: Hey, so are you guys 94 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,296 ever gonna tie the knot or are you... 95 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,398 are you just comfortable living in sin? 96 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:51,732 Someone's gotten a bit... 97 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,401 judge-y. Oh! 98 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,403 Sustained. THE MOTHER: Yeah. 99 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,405 We'll get around to it. It's just, you know, 100 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,607 with life and jobs and kids. 101 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,542 Plus, this one's still insisting on getting married 102 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,643 in a French castle. 103 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,779 I'd get married tomorrow in a White Castle, 104 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,616 but this guy needs more "wow factor." 105 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,051 You're all the wow factor I need. 106 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,386 BARNEY: Aw! 107 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,888 (mimics retching) 108 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,791 Glad someone can be happy on the day of a tragedy. LILY: Aw, Barney, 109 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,727 you know this is all fake, right? 110 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,595 That robot's not really dead. 111 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:22,963 (laughter) I'm not 112 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,899 talking about the robot, Lily. Everyone, 113 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:29,670 stop having fun! I'm about to tell a sad story! 114 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:33,907 Guys, remember back in 2010 when I achieved a perfect week? 115 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,909 Seven girls in seven nights, sure. 116 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,277 BARNEY: Well, recently, 117 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,079 I decided to attempt... 118 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,248 a perfect month. 119 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,117 I put together a brand-new playbook. 120 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:46,954 No, I can't hear this. This is just too sad. 121 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,956 But I haven't gotten to the sad part yet. 122 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,258 You're in your 40s and you have a playbook. 123 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,292 That's 124 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:53,361 the sad part. 125 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,596 Lily... just... 126 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,297 Okay? 127 00:04:57,331 --> 00:05:00,033 So I put together a brand-new playbook, 128 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:03,036 filled with plays I'd never tried before, like... 129 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,707 ...where, as in the '80s classic, 130 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:10,811 I magically come to life, if you know what I mean. 131 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:15,015 ...where I wait till a girl mentions something she likes. 132 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,784 God, I love nachos. 133 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,819 Thank you. 134 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,354 Allow me to introduce myself. 135 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,655 My name is Jim, 136 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,457 Jim Nacho. 137 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:27,495 Inventor of the nacho. 138 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,196 So... did you get a perfect month? 139 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,632 Yes. 140 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,401 Then why are you so upset? 141 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,803 That last girl, number 31... 142 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,806 Oh, that's a pretty name. What is that, French? 143 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,174 ...she's pregnant. 144 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,317 Wait, you're messing with us, right? Y-You didn't really get a girl pregnant. 145 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,852 It's real. 146 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,521 She's pregnant. 147 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:58,692 Kind of puts an asterisk on the whole perfect month thing, huh? 148 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,862 Barney, are you okay? 149 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,198 Ah, Jim Nantz. 150 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:08,068 Thank goodness. You're always here for me in times of trouble. 151 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,570 What should I do? 152 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,271 You're on your own this time, bro. 153 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,908 Congratulations, Papa. 154 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:17,611 Stop it. This is a disaster. 155 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:18,579 Why? 156 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,914 Why? Because I'm too old. 157 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,249 I was about 158 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:26,219 to enter my golden years, my Clooney years, 159 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,756 my daddy issues years, 160 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,425 where I don't just remind messed-up girls of their dads 161 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:32,960 because I'm emotionally distant. 162 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:36,363 I freaking look like their dads. That's the dream. 163 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,397 My life 164 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,700 is over. 165 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,670 So where are you guys registered? 166 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:47,708 TED: Another fun fact about the Goliath National Bank building, 167 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,243 the sleek but historical facade has been described 168 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:53,814 by Architecture Vision Monthly as "modern classicism." 169 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,583 I can see that. 170 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,751 Mm-hmm. Any questions from the group? 171 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,052 I have a question. 172 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,054 What happened to the building that used to be here? 173 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,389 It was way nicer. 174 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,624 Robin! 175 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,392 Oh, my God! 176 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,094 What are you doing here? 177 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,128 I thought you were in... 178 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,764 Greece, uh, Morocco, Moscow. 179 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,900 Yeah, World Wide News keeps me pretty busy. 180 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,134 And pretty famous. 181 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,469 I mean, you're everywhere. 182 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:18,005 I am not everywhere. The... 183 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,808 Okay, I'm some places. 184 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,976 (laughs): Hi, Penny. 185 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:26,313 Oh, my gosh, I haven't seen you in forever. 186 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:28,816 I like you, bus lady. Oh, 187 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:29,850 I like you, too. 188 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,318 Never call me that again. 189 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:32,085 (giggles) 190 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,654 And that was it. 191 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,422 Wow. Hm. 192 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,859 A genuine Scherbatsky sighting out in nature. 193 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:42,262 At this point, that's like seeing Sasquatch. 194 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,798 No, Sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature. 195 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,034 At this point, Robin's more like the yeti-- 196 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,468 cold and aloof. 197 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,938 Hey, Ted. 198 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,306 Ask me if the Abominable Snowman called. 199 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,042 Has the Abominable Snowman called? 200 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,343 Not yeti. 201 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,646 Here we are again. 202 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:02,349 Another big moment for us, and Robin's missing it. 203 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,817 MARSHALL: I know, baby. 204 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,554 I mean, the birth of her ex-husband's love child 205 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:09,657 is a bit of a stretch-- but I know, baby. 206 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,059 (sighs) 207 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,827 Well? 208 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,563 It was... crazy in there, 209 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,064 but... 210 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,499 I threw up, and now I feel better. 211 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,668 Where were you? 212 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,803 In the can. I knew I was gonna urp, 213 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,838 so I put this on over my suit. 214 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,874 Number 31 won't let me in the delivery room. 215 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,676 We're gonna need a name eventually. 216 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,377 Mr. Stinson? 217 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,312 Yes? Congratulations. 218 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,881 Congratulations because 219 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,516 the blood test came back and I'm not the father?! 220 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,652 Happy Not a Father's Day! 221 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:41,722 No. Congratulations. 222 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:42,990 It's a girl. 223 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,157 Would you like to meet her? 224 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,726 Nah, I'm good. 225 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,195 I don't... Oh, just go meet your daughter! 226 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,298 This is Ellie. 227 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,411 I'll give you guys a minute. 228 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,548 * 229 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:21,161 You are the love of my life. 230 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,866 (trembling breath) 231 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:29,903 Everything I have... 232 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,773 and everything I am... 233 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:37,410 ...is yours. 234 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,947 (gasping breath) 235 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,982 Forever. 236 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:56,897 What? 237 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,299 Do I have stuff in my teeth? 238 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,600 Give me your engagement ring back. 239 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,770 Just because I have stuff in my teeth? 240 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,471 We-we can work through this. 241 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,673 (laughs): Just give it back. 242 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,677 (clears throat) 243 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,581 Five years is past the statute of limitations on proposals. 244 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,017 If you don't get married in that time, you have to re-propose. 245 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,087 Will you... 246 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,621 Yes. Yes, you silly man. 247 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,823 Let me finish. 248 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:23,857 Will you... 249 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:24,892 Yes! Sorry. 250 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:26,426 Yes. 251 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,361 Will y... 252 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,130 Will you marry me... 253 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,832 on Thursday? 254 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,968 I called your office-- you got nothing on Thursday. 255 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,636 Will you marry me on Thursday? 256 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,637 Yes. 257 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,172 (laughs) 258 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,046 (groans) 259 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,447 Same ring. 260 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,549 (laughs) 261 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,618 LILY: I can't believe it. 262 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,987 It's Ted Mosby's wedding day! 263 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,857 Yes! After only seven years and two kids. 264 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,458 Guys, am I rushing into this? 265 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,659 Whoa. 266 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,494 Oh, buddy, are you okay? 267 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,864 So tired. 268 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,999 Baby no sleepy. 269 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,968 Barney dying. 270 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,637 Well, we're staying out till 3:00 a.m. tonight. 271 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,206 9:45! 272 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,043 Seriously, though, I am so proud of you. 273 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,144 Not that you're a dad. 274 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,645 It's like you're a totally 275 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,047 different pers... Whoa! 276 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,182 And... we're back. 277 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,819 Hey. 278 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,188 Hi. What to join us for shots? 279 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,589 (chuckles): Shots? 280 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,892 Before lunch on a Thursday? 281 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,862 It's like you're trying to make bad decisions. 282 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,030 You young ladies need to go home, 283 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,732 put on some decent clothes 284 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,735 and take a good hard look at your lives. Get! 285 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,204 Call your parents-- 286 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,806 they're probably worried sick. 287 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,942 I have officially 288 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,144 seen everything. 289 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,615 Not everything. 290 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,325 Hi. Hi. 291 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:12,632 I-I know I've... missed a couple lately, but... 292 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:16,503 we said we'd always be there for the big moments. 293 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,307 Aw, crap. 294 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,541 Mascara running. 295 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,977 Nobody let her out of your sight. 296 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,049 Hi, Daddy. Whoa. 297 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,650 Look, Robin, I'm really happy to see you, 298 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,485 but I don't think of you that way anymore. 299 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,387 No, dummy, you had a kid. 300 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,989 Congrats. Right, yeah. 301 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,757 Thanks. A kid. 302 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,326 I'm tired. 303 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,961 Oh. But, uh, 304 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,629 she's awesome. Yeah? 305 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,931 Yeah. 306 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,833 Daddy's home. 307 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:49,970 Mm. 308 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,739 Judge Fudge? Hey? (laughs) Hey... 309 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,341 Actually, um, little announcement for everybody. 310 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,476 I'm gonna be running for State Supreme Court. 311 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,411 Yeah. So if everything goes well, 312 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,313 in a couple of months, you won't be calling me 313 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,149 Judge Fudge anymore. 314 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,317 You'll be calling me Fudge Supreme. 315 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,619 (others chuckling) 316 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,457 The man of the hour. 317 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,658 Yeah. 318 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,293 You RSVP'd no. 319 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,928 I did. 320 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:19,399 But someone pretty persuasive talked me into it. 321 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,735 * 322 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,639 Sorry. I know it's bad luck 323 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,675 to see the bride in her dress. 324 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,378 Worth it. 325 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,483 But I couldn't miss this. 326 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,784 I want to get a picture. 327 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,120 Get in! I want to take a picture of you guys. 328 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,989 Come on, get together. 329 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,356 Are you ready? 330 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,492 All right, get in. All right. All right. 331 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,194 One, two, 332 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,728 three. 333 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,030 (shutter clicks) 334 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,399 * 335 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,071 Hey. Hey, you kids. 336 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,673 Yeah, you didn't sound a thousand there. 337 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,345 Do you have any idea what happened right here 338 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,813 in this very bar? 339 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,648 No. What happened? 340 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,717 (chuckles) 341 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,519 Just... 342 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:17,690 ...just all kinds of stuff. 343 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,328 A toast. 344 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,829 Mm-hmm. 345 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,231 Okay, first off... 346 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,099 to everyone at this table... 347 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,069 ...I love you guys so much, 348 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,337 I can't even... 349 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,205 Just move to the second part. Okay, okay. 350 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,074 Secondly, to Ted... 351 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:34,942 Don't say it. 352 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,010 OTHERS: ...Evelyn Mosby. 353 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,745 Thanks. Thank you for that. 354 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,547 A man with... 355 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,083 more emotional endurance 356 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,452 than anyone I know. 357 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,619 It was a long, 358 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,922 difficult road. 359 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,624 Thank God we finally got here. 360 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,625 Hear, hear. 361 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,860 OTHERS: Hear, hear. 362 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,428 NARRATOR: Aunt Lily wasn't wrong. 363 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,765 It was at times a long, difficult road. 364 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,867 But I'm glad it was long and difficult, 365 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,237 because if I hadn't gone through hell to get there, 366 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,939 the lesson might not have been as clear. 367 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,808 You see, kids, right from the moment 368 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,810 I met your mom, I knew... 369 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,546 I have to love this woman as much as I can 370 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,749 for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, 371 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,551 not even for a second. 372 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,821 I carried that lesson with me through every 373 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,157 stupid fight we ever had, 374 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,793 every 5:00 a.m. Christmas morning, 375 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,496 every sleepy Sunday afternoon, 376 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,763 through every speed bump. 377 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,232 Every pang of jealousy 378 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,468 or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, 379 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,238 I carried that lesson with me. 380 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,907 And I carried it with me when she got sick. 381 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:45,178 Even then, in what can only be called the worst of times, 382 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:48,015 all I could do was look at her and thank God, 383 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:52,652 thank every god there is, or ever was, or will be, 384 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,187 and the whole universe, 385 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:57,590 and anyone else I could possibly thank... 386 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,492 * Will I see you tonight? 387 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,262 ...that I saw that beautiful girl 388 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,531 on that train platform, 389 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,334 and that I had the guts to stand up, 390 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:11,171 walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, 391 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,106 open my mouth, 392 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,308 and speak. 393 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,144 Excuse me. Hi. Hi. 394 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,878 I'm the... The best man. Yeah. Get in here, 395 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,980 get in here, get in here. Oh, thanks. Here, let me. 396 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,382 Oh, okay. Thank you. 397 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,817 Great show tonight. Yeah. Oh, thank you. 398 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,819 You're Cindy's ex-roommate, right? 399 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,322 Yeah. And you are the professor. 400 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,958 I took one of your classes. 401 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,793 Really? Which one? Mm-hmm. 402 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,062 Econ 305. 403 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,197 Econ 305. I don't teach... 404 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,465 Oh, no. 405 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,866 Oh, yeah. 406 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,035 Excuse me, I'm gonna jump onto the tracks now. No. 407 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,637 No, no, no, don't. You were great, you were great. 408 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,306 Wait a second. 409 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,241 This is my umbrella. 410 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:52,312 I left this umbrella at Cindy's-- you totally stole my umbrella. 411 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,680 (laughs): What? No, I didn't. 412 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,982 This is my umbrella. I bought this. 413 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,485 Excuse me. It even has my initials 414 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,253 on it right here: T.M. 415 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,688 Ted Mosby. 416 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,690 Yeah. Look again, Ted Mosby. 417 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,093 Those are my initials: T.M. 418 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,096 Tracy McConnell. Um, no, Tracy McConnell, 419 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,898 it's T.M.-- Totally My umbrella. 420 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,267 Uh, you're T.M.-- Terribly Mistaken, 421 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:17,604 because this umbrella has always belonged T.M.: 422 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,772 To Me. 423 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,208 (laughs) 424 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:25,112 Although... I did lose it for a few years there. 425 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,880 Um... so, I went to this dance club... 426 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,116 On St. Patrick's Day. 427 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:32,285 ...on St. Patrick's Day. 428 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,886 And you left it there. 429 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,888 And I left it there. 430 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,691 And you never thought you'd see it again. 431 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,161 And I never thought I'd see it again. 432 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,467 Funny how sometimes you just... 433 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,136 find things. 434 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:53,706 * Will I see you tonight? 435 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,142 Hi. 436 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,309 (laughs): Hi. 437 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:59,246 * 438 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,214 * Every night 439 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,250 * It's just the same 440 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:09,656 * All upon a downtown train. 441 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,825 And that, kids... 442 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,595 is how I met your mother. 443 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,497 That's it? 444 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,599 That's it. 445 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,568 No. I don't buy it. 446 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,271 That is not the reason you made us listen to this. 447 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,638 Oh, really? 448 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,974 Then what's the reason? 449 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,609 Let's look at the facts here. 450 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,146 You made us sit down and listen to this story about how you met mom, 451 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,349 yet mom's hardly in the story. No. 452 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,084 This is a story about how 453 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,619 you're totally in love with Aunt Robin. 454 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,154 And you're thinking about asking her out, 455 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,356 and you want to know if we're okay with it. 456 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,791 I can't believe this. 457 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,461 I kept this story short and to the point, 458 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,463 and you guys still missed it. 459 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,765 The point of the story is that... 460 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,702 Is that you totally, totally, totally have the hots for Aunt Robin. 461 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,436 No, I don't. 462 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,937 Yes, you do. 463 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,439 You're grounded. 464 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,807 Wow, you are really into Aunt Robin. 465 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,808 You're grounded, too. 466 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:07,314 Okay, suppose I were interested in Aunt Robin in that way-- 467 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,382 it's not like I'd do anything about it. 468 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,684 I got you guys to think about. My gosh, 469 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,985 we lov Aunt Robin. 470 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,887 Whenever she comes over for dinner, you guys 471 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,823 are so obvious. 472 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:17,990 Come on, Dad. 473 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,660 Mom's been gone for six years now. 474 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,395 It's time. 475 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,666 What, I just... just call her up on the phone 476 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,968 and ask her out on a date? 477 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,169 Yes. Yes. 478 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,004 And that... that's something 479 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,306 you guys would want? 480 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,507 Yes! Yes! 481 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,349 All right, I'll give her a call. 482 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,983 Do it. I am. 483 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,818 Call her. I'm calli her. 484 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,853 Great. 485 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,021 Here I go. 486 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,860 Or... 487 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,195 * 488 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,499 All right, home sweet home. 489 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,235 Oh. Wait one second. 490 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,703 Okay. 491 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,539 Stay. 492 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,774 (sighs): We'll work on that. 493 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,609 (intercom chimes) 494 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,545 Television, display front door security. 495 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,447 (sighs) Television, dis... 496 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:15,715 Oh, for Pete's sakes. 497 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,884 * May come and go 498 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,220 * Our crooked dreams 499 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:24,257 * Will always flow 500 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,292 * Remember 501 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,727 * Remem... 502 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,463 * Ber 503 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,232 * All we fight for 504 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:37,870 * Remember 505 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,307 * Remem... 506 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,642 * Ber 507 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:46,413 * All we fight for 508 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,283 * Remember 509 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,251 * Remem... 510 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,120 * Ber 511 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:57,957 * All we fight for 512 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:10,470 * Oh, oh, oh, oh... 513 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,506 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org