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Kids, sometimes
your relationship

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goes so smoothly for so long

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that you think it will be
that way forever.

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It never is.

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Well, we just had
our first fight.

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We had our first fight.

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Oh, no, what'd you fight about?

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Oh, no, what'd you
fight about?

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A few months ago, my
architecture firm was approached

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to design this new building...

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It's this big skyscraper
in Spokane.

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It'd be a huge project
for his firm.

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And if we don't get it,
we could go under.

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So anyway, the head architect
unveils his new design

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to the whole company.

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No.
No.

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Yes.

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All skyscrapers
kind of look like a...

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Marshall, it's a 78-story
pink marble tower

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with a rounded top

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and two spherical entryways
at the front.

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Wow, so it's
the whole package.

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(laughs):
Yeah, you did.

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Had to.

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Oh, dude, if they're
selling condos,

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you got to get me in.

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And don't give me
the shaft.

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Yeah, you did.

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Had to.

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It's a travesty.

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It's gonna define
the skyline of the city.

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If it was me, I could've
designed something amazing.

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Instead, I'm spending
12 hours a day

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designing the cornices.

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Yeah, you did.

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That wasn't one.

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So you and Ted
had your first fight.

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It obviously ended well.
I mean, you're here with me.

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Actually, it didn't end at all.

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I started getting bummed
out, so I came here.

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It's what I do.

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When my grandma died,
I got a perm.

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Ooh, two tragedies in one day.

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The thing is,
Ted has been literally

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complaining about work
nonstop for weeks.

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So, when I
came over today,

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I was kind of done.

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Hey.
Hey.

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How was your day?
Good.

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Wow, you're
a great interviewer.

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Aren't you gonna ask
how my day was?

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No, I know how it was.
It was awful.

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Ooh, you want to rent
a movie tonight?

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You know, um...

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I listen to your work
stories all the time.

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Yeah, but...

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and I don't want
to be rude here,

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but my work stories
are interesting.

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I'm a television
news reporter.

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Robin...
What?

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I knew exactly what
he was going to say.

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I was just helping him
get there faster.

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You should work at
a suicide hotline.

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And then it got ugly.

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What I don't do is tell you the
same story over and over again.

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I mean, you wouldn't
watch the same movie

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over and over again, would you?

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Maybe

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a great movie like Die Hard.

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But Field of Dreams?

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Once is more than enough.

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So that's your go-to bad movie?

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The number one

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example on the tip
of your tongue

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of a bad movie
is Field of Dreams?

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It's about ghost
baseball players.

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I think it's stupid.

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(stammers)

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So, now he's all mad at me
about the stupid movie.

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Robin, he's upset because you
wouldn't listen to him,

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not because you didn't like
some movie.

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How do you not like
Field of Dreams?!

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Listening is the foundation
of a relationship.

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And if he's really droning on,

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you can always practice saying
the alphabet backwards.

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You know, in case you get pulled
over for a DUI.

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I guess I don't know
how to do that.

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Yeah, it's really hard,
even when you're sober.

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That's what I tried to explain
to the cop.

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No, I mean, I guess I don't know
how to do this girlfriend thing.

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I've never been in
a relationship

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this serious before.

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I should probably go tell him
I'm sorry, shouldn't I?

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You're trying to do it
right now, aren't you?

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What the hell comes before "Q"?

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Then at the end
of the movie

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when he has a catch with his
dad, like...

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like he never did when he was
young enough for it to matter.

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Can we talk about
something else?

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You know what, dude?

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Forget about Robin, okay?

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You're hanging
with us tonight.

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I've got an awesome
party lined up.

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Oh, God.

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This gonna be another one of
your weird all-guy parties?

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That was a poker game.
What is wrong with you?

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No, it's the first law
school party of the year

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and it's gonna be awesome.

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I haven't seen this guys
since, like, last year

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before Lily and I broke up.

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So I'm gonna have to
break the news to everybody.

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It's really gonna bum them out.

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This party's gonna suck.

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Well, love to join
you at that one.

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But I got tickets
to Foxy Boxing.

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I wish I could join you guys,

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but I got to get back
to my apparently boring job.

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Your job's not boring.

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Robin thinks so.

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Dude, lots of chicks think
architects are hot.

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Think about it, you create
something out of nothing.

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You're like God.

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There's nobody
hotter than God.

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I love it when
you quote Scripture.

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I'm telling you, you should use
the architect angle

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with the ladies.

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Okay, first of all,
I have a girlfriend.

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Second, the architect angle
doesn't even work on her.

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And, third, I can't imagine that
working on anyone ever.

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That's 'cause you're always
like...

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(dull):
Ted Mosby, architect.

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If it were me,

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I'd be like...

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(suave):
Ted Mosby, architect.

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Anything sounds
impressive

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when it's said with
the right attitude.

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(clears throat)

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Marshall Ericksen.

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Recently dumped and
heading to a lame party.

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Whoa.

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Whoa, ladies,
please take it easy.

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There's enough of me
for everyone.

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Oh. Hi. Hello.

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All right.
We're gonna take off.

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Wait up, I'll leave
with you guys.

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Ted Mosby, architect.

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(clicks tongue):
Trust me.

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Hey, just out of curiosity.

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if a guy told you
he was an architect,

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what would you
think of that?

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Are you kidding?

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Architects are hot.

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How do you think Mr. Brady
scored a babe like Carol?

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Solid point.

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She did have hair of gold.

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Yes, she did.
Mm-hmm.

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Hey, Carl,
is Ted still here?

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No.

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Hey, Lily.

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You still single?

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Yes.

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You know...

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I've poured a lot of free drinks
for you over the years.

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A lot.

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Carl, do you really want
to be with a woman

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who would trade sex for beer?

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Only if you're into it.

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It's on me.

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Thanks.

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I wonder where Ted went.

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Ted Mosby,
the architect?

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Actually, yeah.

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Oh, he is such
a cool guy.

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He was here earlier.

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And what made you decide

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you wanted to become
an architect?

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Well, you know,
soul of an artist,

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hands of a master
craftsman.

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It was inevitable,
I guess.

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I bet you can draw,
can't you?

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(chuckles modestly)

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You should draw me.

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Well, I could try,
but you might end up

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looking like
a mid-century trilevel.

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(laughing)

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Hey.

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If you want,
my friend Marshall

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invited me to this party
we could all go to.

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Marshall's great.

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He's just a lawyer,

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but somebody has to
push the paper around

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for us creative types.
Am I right?

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Yeah.
(laughing)

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He asked her to a party.

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Oh, my God,
are you okay?

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Okay? It's awesome.

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It's a win-win.
Ted got to vent

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and I don't have to hear it.

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Maybe after he's done
with the talkie-talk,

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he'll come over and
I'll get the fun part.

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What is wrong with you?

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God, I feel like I'm teaching
love as a second language here.

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Okay,

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you know how
when he tells you

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boring work stories
you're supposed to listen?

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Well, when he picks up
some random girl at a bar,

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You're supposed to freak out.

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I'm not freaking out because
in my mind, she's fat.

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She's a kickboxing instructor.

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Her ass looks better
than my face.

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All right, we'll
swing by the party.

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Now the party was for some of
Marshall's classmates

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from Columbia Law School,

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who by day were
some of the sharpest

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00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,087
and most serious young
legal minds in the country.

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By night, however...

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00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,290
(loud music playing)
Ooh...

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Damn,

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00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,360
these are some
drunk almost-lawyers.

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Okay!

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Seriously...

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who wants to shave my ass?!

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That guy went on to become
a Supreme Court justice.

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Okay, where are the guys
and the hooker?

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Yo, what's up, ladies?

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Welcome to the party. Yeah!

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Just need you to sign this
release protecting the host

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from any and all responsibility
should you harm yourself

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or a third party.

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Then freakin' rage!

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Yeah!
Hey,

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drunk legal dude, um...

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have you seen
Marshall Ericksen?

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He was with a guy
named Ted.

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You mean Ted Mosby,
the architect?

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Man, what a visionary.

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Yeah, they were here.

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Awards are nice,
they look good on my shelf.

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But none of that acclaim
means anything

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compared to the joy
seeing the sun rise

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over your first building.

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Wow.

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I would love to watch
the sun rise with you.

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I know you would.

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00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,012
It's the job.

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00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,014
Dude.

247
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,082
You should let us
shave your ass tonight.

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00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,918
No way.

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00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:14,021
Hey, Marshall, where's Lily?

250
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I didn't want to ruin the party
for everybody this early,

251
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,928
but, uh... everyone take a seat.

252
00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:28,335
Um... Lily actually called off
the wedding this summer

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to go to San Francisco.

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00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,072
So...

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we're broken up.

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Her name wasn't on
your lease, was it?

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'Cause if not,
New York state law,

258
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you're not obligated
to give her

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half the deposit
when you move.

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Yeah, that's not really the part
I was worried about, guys.

261
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,553
And don't forget
the precedent set by

262
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,521
Smith v. Rosenblatt, '74.

263
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,590
Any personal effects
she left in your house

264
00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,560
or dwelling become
yours after 30 days.

265
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:54,695
(murmuring)

266
00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,496
Guys, can we
cease and desist

267
00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,098
with the lawyer speak
for a minute?

268
00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,967
Love died.

269
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,335
The love that made you all
believe in love,

270
00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,137
that's dead now.

271
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:07,975
You should sue her.

272
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,576
Uh, really?
On what ground, Kara?

273
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:13,046
On the grounds
of... shut up.

274
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,984
That's our attorney general.

275
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,720
(giggling)

276
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,656
See? Marshall's still
hung up on our breakup.

277
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,524
Why? Because I listened to him.

278
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,959
It was a strong

279
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:29,797
and nurturing relationship
that I threw away like old gum.

280
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,432
Not that I'm worried
or anything,

281
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,802
but, um, back to the sun rising
over Ted and, uh...

282
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,937
oh, what tasteful way
did you describe her?

283
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,972
The girl with the smackable ass.

284
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,108
Yes, that's
the young lady.

285
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,377
So, I know the bouncer

286
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,680
at this techno
club, Posers.

287
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,181
Do you feel like dancing?

288
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,082
Yeah, okay.

289
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,118
There is no way
Ted went dancing.

290
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,585
Ted hates clubs.

291
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,922
Hell, yeah.
I love clubs.

292
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,124
I mean, I was going to
design a cathedral tonight,

293
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,959
kind of take a whack at
the whole relationship

294
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,160
between God and man
conundrum.

295
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,795
But sure,
let's go dancing.

296
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:02,896
(squeals)
Wait, let me just check
with my friend.

297
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,798
Okay.
Hey, Marshall.

298
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,333
You up for some super loud,

299
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,568
repetitive music that hasn't
changed since the mid-90s?

300
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,704
Um... only always.

301
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,940
Let's go.

302
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,309
Dancing? He went dancing
with this girl?

303
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,179
Okay, maybe this is
a little bad.

304
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,380
Dancing is bad.

305
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,882
Dancing leads to sex.

306
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,017
Did you grow up
in that Footloose town?

307
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,685
I'm calling him.
I'm telling him

308
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:26,987
that I was wrong
and I'm sorry,

309
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,790
and I totally want to listen
to his stupid stories.

310
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,760
Yeah, think of another way
to phrase that

311
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:33,961
and you'll be fine.

312
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,197
He's not answering.

313
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,899
Calling Marshall.

314
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,335
(synthesized dance music)
Hello.

315
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,072
Marshall, hi, it's Robin.
Can I talk to Ted?

316
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,807
Oh, Robin, hi.

317
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,476
Um, no, Ted's not here
tonight.

318
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,677
He's, uh... he's working.

319
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:54,147
Uh, okay. Bye.

320
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,684
Marshall just lied.

321
00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,087
Ted's cheating on me.

322
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,394
Excuse me.

323
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,462
I'm looking for a couple
guys who came in here earlier.

324
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,032
One's about six-four,
210, sandy brown hair.

325
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,167
And the other's
a cheating bastard.

326
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,536
You're going to need
to refresh my memory.

327
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:21,074
Okay, fella, baby knows
how this game's played.

328
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,110
How's a $20 help
your memory?

329
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,779
Thanks, but seriously,
it was crazy tonight.

330
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,882
You really do need
to refresh my memory.

331
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,217
Then can I have the...?

332
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,953
That's cool. You keep that.

333
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,888
So these guys--
one of them's an architect.

334
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,589
Ted Mosby, the architect?

335
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:37,590
That's the one.

336
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,827
Oh, yeah, he was here.

337
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,595
And then I was all,
"No, Frank Gehry.

338
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,997
you're on your
own this time."

339
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:47,534
And that, my dear, was the
end of that hack's career.

340
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,870
I live across the street.

341
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,272
That is one hell
of a non sequitur.

342
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,473
You want to come over?

343
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,175
Well, I don't know.

344
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,511
But I suppose I should at
least give you a ride home.

345
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,680
Hop on.

346
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:01,882
I'll see you
at book club, Vinny.

347
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,616
I'll be bringing the crudités.

348
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,086
Nice. Giddyap.

349
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,821
Dude, dude, what
are you doing?

350
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:08,922
Galloping.

351
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,457
You proved it, all right?

352
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,093
The whole Ted Mosby,
architect thing works.

353
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,928
Architects rule!
Whoo-hee!

354
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,430
Aren't you a little worried
that a certain somebody

355
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,399
might find out that
you're doing this?

356
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,733
This isn't you, Ted.

357
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,801
It is tonight.

358
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,136
(neighing)

359
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,271
Whoo!

360
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,876
You know this girl.
Where does she live?

361
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,811
I'm not telling you that
for less than 20 bucks.

362
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,947
Well, I'm out of money.
I'm cashed, too.

363
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,183
I'll take your purse.
My purse?

364
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,718
Yeah, my girl
likes clutches.

365
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,820
Okay, fine.

366
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,956
You should tell her

367
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,825
that looks really good
with a chocolate boot.

368
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,362
Bitch is lucky I brought
my small purse.

369
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,563
No room for my gun.

370
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,065
Here.

371
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,566
Now where does
the rodeo slut live?

372
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,870
The building with the green
light, apartment 3-C.

373
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,139
Oh, my God, Robin,

374
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,174
are you going to kick
this girl's ass?

375
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:05,178
Yeah... and steal her purse.

376
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,883
I can't believe
he's cheating on me.

377
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,684
You know how many times
I could have cheated?

378
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,053
Six... no seven.

379
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,988
And you know two of them,
and they would surprise you.

380
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,924
(whispers):
3-C, let's do this.

381
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,525
You ready?

382
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,726
Should I just kick the door in?

383
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,029
Those are really nice heels
and you already lost the purse.

384
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,296
Let's see if it's unlocked.

385
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,033
(whispers):
It's unlocked.

386
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,067
Okay, get in there

387
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,937
and kick
some spankable ass.

388
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:33,974
Robin.

389
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,243
I'm the problem.

390
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,544
What?

391
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,478
You were right.

392
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,213
I don't know how to be
a girlfriend.

393
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,982
I took the nicest guy
in the world

394
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,316
and I made him a cheater.

395
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,986
Well, don't stand out here
and beat yourself up.

396
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,955
Get in there and beat Ted up.

397
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,223
I'll handle the slutty
kickboxer.

398
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,691
Actually, I'll take Ted.

399
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,426
Let's do this.

400
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,527
Bring it.

401
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,984
What do you think you're...?

402
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,519
Barney?

403
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,487
Thank God you're here.

404
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,355
Can you help with this?
I need nails.

405
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,392
Okay, I'm totally
lost here.

406
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,559
Where's Ted?

407
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,028
Ted? He's at work.

408
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,796
How did you get here?

409
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,764
Awesome story.

410
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,700
As per usual.

411
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,669
How do you think Mr. Brady
scored a babe like Carol?

412
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,071
Solid point.

413
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,806
And she did have
hair of gold.

414
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,041
Yes, she did.

415
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,576
Sorry, I forgot my binocs
for Foxy Boxing.

416
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,213
Whoo, looks like things just got
a little foxier right here.

417
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,947
Yes, they did.
And you're just in time.

418
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,016
Girls, I got to go,

419
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,150
but I'm leaving
you in very good,

420
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,385
if slightly sullied hands.

421
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,154
Don't go.
We don't even
know your name

422
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,755
to look out for
your buildings.

423
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,724
Yeah, stay.

424
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,526
Excuse us for one second.

425
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,995
Okay, you were right--

426
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,064
the architect thing
totally works.
Mm-hmm.

427
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,498
But I've got a girlfriend

428
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,067
and I've got to get
back to work.

429
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,036
This project is getting
harder and harder.

430
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,070
Yeah, you did.

431
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,471
Yeah, had to.

432
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,606
See ya.

433
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,608
Sorry, my, uh...

434
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,310
intern had to leave.

435
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,046
Oh, well, that's too bad.

436
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,048
I'm Anna, by the way.

437
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,587
Ted Mosby...
(clicks tongue) architect.

438
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,889
But none of that acclaim
means anything

439
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,192
compared to the joy
of seeing the sun rise

440
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,693
over your first building.

441
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,495
Giddyap.
(Barney neighing)

442
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,497
Dude, dude,
what are you doing?

443
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,698
Galloping.

444
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,667
All right, you proved it.

445
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,103
The whole Ted Mosby,
architect thing works.

446
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,005
Architects rule!
Whoo-hoo.

447
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,374
Aren't you afraid
a certain somebody

448
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,941
might find out
about this?

449
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,543
I mean, this isn't you, Ted.

450
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,245
It is tonight.

451
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,049
And that led to a couple
of hours

452
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,086
that I cannot, as a gentleman,
divulge to you.

453
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,355
We did it right here,
and here and here.

454
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,226
But why would you use
Ted's name?

455
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,062
I've had some recent
bad press on the World Wide Web.

456
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,263
So I'm taking a T.O.

457
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,232
on the whole
"using my real name" thing.

458
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,202
Oh, this is great.

459
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,203
It wasn't Ted.

460
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,804
Everything's okay.

461
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,905
Everything isn't okay.

462
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,207
Look at me.

463
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,576
I'm acting crazy and jealous
and paranoid.

464
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,513
This is how people act
in relationships.

465
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,249
And that's why I avoid
relationships.

466
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,484
Well, guess what,

467
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,721
I haven't been crazy or jealous
or paranoid in months,

468
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,257
and I really miss it.

469
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,693
And thus ended this chapter of,
"Let's pour our hearts out

470
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,495
in the bedroom of Barney's
one-night stand."

471
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,797
Come on, let's go before
she gets out of the shower.

472
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,032
You're such a pig.

473
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,500
You're not even going
to say good-bye?

474
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,138
I'll have you know I composed
a lovely form letter

475
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,072
for use in just
such an occasion.

476
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,343
Just fill out her name
and then...

477
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,413
Something with a "A."

478
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,415
A... A...

479
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,252
I'll just put "resident."

480
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,754
(door creaking)

481
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,522
Go, go, go, go.

482
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,964
Robin took a long walk
that night.

483
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,700
She thought about how opening
yourself up to another person

484
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,736
usually means opening yourself
up to going a little crazy.

485
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:28,208
She thought about how much
easier it was just to be alone.

486
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,577
And then she came to see me.

487
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:35,315
* And I am nothing
of a builder *

488
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,918
* But here I dreamt
I was an architect... *

489
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:42,222
Hey.
Hey.

490
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,290
What are you doing here?

491
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,857
I brought donuts.

492
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,660
And I don't want to brag,
but they're filled with jelly.

493
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,662
Thanks.

494
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:54,534
So, uh... how was your night?

495
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,303
It was... fine.

496
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,870
Nothing exciting.

497
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,472
How was yours?

498
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,177
You really want to hear
about boring architect stuff?

499
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,745
Yes, I do.

500
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,181
I'm sorry about earlier.

501
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,050
To tell
you the truth,

502
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,019
I never even saw all
of Field of Dreams.

503
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,187
I fell asleep half way through.

504
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,889
What? The best part's
the last 20 minutes.

505
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,125
Well, maybe they should have
moved that part up

506
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,393
a little bit
earlier, 'cause...

507
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,028
You know what,um...

508
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,497
What I'm trying to say is...

509
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,434
I love being the person
you bitch to.

510
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:32,972
So how was your day,
Mr. Architect?

511
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,874
Oh, I like the way
you say that.

512
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,645
Hey, you want to see
the building

513
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,881
that will make every man
in Spokane feel inadequate?
Obviously.

514
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,251
Wow.
Yeah.

515
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,452
You know, you
didn't mention

516
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,520
all the foliage
around the base.

517
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,622
If you trim that back,
the rest would look bigger.

518
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,058
You don't have
to tell me.

519
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,327
And, um...

520
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,563
Just for fun, I've...

521
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,531
I've sort of been
working on my own idea

522
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,733
of what I think
the building should be.

523
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,239
What do you think?

524
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:09,376
You know that time we went
to Spokane

525
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,778
and I pointed out
that skyscraper?

526
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,347
That was the first building
I ever designed.

527
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,948
And that night
was the first time

528
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,985
I showed anyone
my first drawing of it.

529
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,787
Wow.

530
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,222
Ted, this is amazing.

531
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,392
Thanks.

532
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,228
It's not like it will
ever come to anything.

533
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,298
I don't know.

534
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,566
It might come to something.

535
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:38,571
You know, girls find
architects very hot.

536
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:48,247
Okay, but I don't
want you expecting 78
stories or anything.

537
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,350
(chuckles)

538
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,658
BARNEY:
"Dear Resident...

539
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,561
"The time we spent together,
however long it was,

540
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,229
"meant the world to me.

541
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:06,499
"I would love to see you again,
but unfortunately, I cannot.

542
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,569
"You see, I am a ghost.

543
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:12,839
"I can only materialize
once every decade

544
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,041
"on the anniversary
of my death.

545
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,845
"I chose to spend my one day
among the living with you,

546
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,747
"sweet... Resident.

547
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,416
"Perhaps we will meet again
in another decade,

548
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,485
"provided you keep your figure.

549
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:31,891
Until then, all my love
from the beyond. Barney."

550
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,361
Barney?

551
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,529
Who the hell is Barney?