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TED:
Kids, the thing about
New Year's Eve is that it sucks.

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Sure, it looks great on TV,

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but in reality,
it's always just a big letdown,

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but in 2005, I attempted
to do the impossible,

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to give my friends
a great New Year's Eve.

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I had an idea of how to do it

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and all it cost
was half my Christmas bonus.

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Yeah, that's right: a limo.

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( people laughing )

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ROBIN:
Oh, man, Ted, this is great.

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TED:
Okay, people,

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let's talk strategy.

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Last New Year's, we
went our separate ways,

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and it sucked.

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This year we

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party together
or not at all.

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Now, I sifted through
your party submissions

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and I narrowed them
down to these five.

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Question?

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Yes, Barney, your
submissions were received

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and no, we will not be
attending any parties

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in your pants.

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ALL:
Aww...

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But you enjoyed
the e-vite, right?

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That was

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an actual picture of my pants.

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Yeah.
We will hit

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all five parties
before midnight,

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and then narrow them
down to one,

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the most awesome party
in New York City,

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and that is where we will ring,
nay rock, in the new year.

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All right, and party #1--

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that's where
we get to meet Marybeth?

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Mm-hmm.

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Marybeth?

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Oh, she works in my office.

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She seems like
she might be into me.

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She's always finding
reasons to hug me.

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Hmm.

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So tonight we'll see.

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( loud throat clearing )

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People often ask me, "Barney,

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how is it that you're
so psyched so much of the time?"

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By who? Who asks you that?

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( snickering )

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And the answer is right here:

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my own, personal
"get psyched" mix.

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Now, people often think a good
mix should rise and fall,

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but people are wrong.

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It should be all rise, baby.

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Now prepare
yourselves

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for an audio journey

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into the white-hot center
of adrenaline.

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Bam.

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* Shot through the heart
and you're to blame *

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It's working.

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I am definitely
getting psyched.

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MARSHALL:
Oh, God.

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I'm reaching dangerous
levels of psychage.

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Must do robot.

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( all laughing )

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Let's do this!
Yes! Let's!

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Oh, driver?

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Hello!

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( cheering )

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Ranjit! Dude,
you're driving a limo now.

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That's awesome.

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I've moved up in the world.

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( laughing )

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How do you guys
know each other?

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Oh, we rode in
his cab one time.

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It's a long story.
Oh.

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Hey, what are we
waiting for? We got

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five parties to hit,
and three hours to do it.

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Oh, I wish I could come
with you guys,

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but Derek should be coming by
any minute to pick me up.

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Oh, yeah, Robin
was spending New Year's

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with her boyfriend, Derek.

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Derek.

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He was like rich,
successful, handsome.

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I hated that guy.

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Oh, I'll miss
you guys. Have fun.

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Bye.

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See ya next year.

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Go get 'em.

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Well, this kind of sucks.

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Okay, nobody get down.

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We knew this going in.

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We're a man down.

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That just means we're gonna
have to party that much harder.

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Ranjit!

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Party #1.

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Party #1!

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Party #1!

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I can't believe
we're leaving a party

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that had pigs in blankets.

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If you think we can beat that,
you got some brass ones.

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Hey, we've got four
more parties to hit.

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If party #1 turns out
to be the best,

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we'll just limo on back to it.

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We didn't really

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get a chance to meet.

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I'm Lily, and this is
my fiancé, Marshall.

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Hi. Marybeth.

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So great to meet you guys.

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Oh, hey.
My word.

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You're, you're friendly.

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( woman laughing )

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Whoo! Hello,

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American party
friends of Barney's.

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Oh, no.

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TED:
So, Barney,

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who's your new friend?

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Natalya.

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Oh.

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Oh, friendly.

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So, where are you
from, Natalya?

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She... Who knows?

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The former Soviet Republic
of Drunk-Off-Her-Ass-Istan?

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Super-drunk-fantastic, huh?

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Isn't she awesome?

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How are your
feet doing, baby?

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Okay, I love
these shoes,

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but the pain-to-hotness
ratio is pretty steep.

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Can we swing by the apartment,
so I can change?

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Come on, Lily, we have
a tightly scheduled

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evening of awesomeness
ahead of us.

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I need you to power
through the pain.

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Okay, Ted, but

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these dogs are
really barking.

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It's true.
I can hear them.

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What's that, little boys?
What's that?

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You wanna go for a... rock?

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( rock music playing )

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( whooping )

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Ranjit! Party #2.

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Party #2.

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( whooping )

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Party #2?

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Not so good.

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Let's go back
to party #1.

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No, no turning back.

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Ranjit, party #3.

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Party #3.

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Yeah.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
We have to turn around.

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We left Natalya.

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Barney, none of us
really liked her.

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What?!

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Sorry.

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Oh, very nice, Lily.

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You know, she is a guest
in this country.

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So while you

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may chose to turn
your back on her,

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I choose to turn
my front on her. What up?

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I'm sorry about Barney.

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No, I'm having
a great time.

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I'm really glad that you
asked me out tonight.

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Me, too.

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( phone ringing )

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Hey, Robin.

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Ted, Derek stood me up.

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Pfft. Derek.

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Now, we had a tight schedule
to keep that night

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and I was already on a date
with another girl.

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But it was Robin.

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Ranjit, turn it around.

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Oh, God, I'm so
sorry about this.

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You guys had your schedule
and I screwed it all up.

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No, this is perfect.

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It's meant to be.

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We're all back together.

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What happened?

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Derek's stuck in Connecticut
closing some deal.

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Who works on New Year's Eve?

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( Ranjit clearing throat )

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( coughs )
Okay.

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Now I feel worse.

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I was really

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looking forward
to this night.

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This sucks.

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( music playing )

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Oh, dude, not now!

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What? She needs
to get psyched.

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Barney.

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Fine.

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Maybe I should
just go home.

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ALL:
Barney!

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My finger slipped.

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Look, Robin, you're
not going home.

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Come on.
It's New Year's Eve.

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Look, so your date
fell through.

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So what? What do
you need a date for?

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Someone to kiss
at midnight?

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Fine, I'll kiss
you at...

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a little bit after midnight.

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Hi, I'm Robin.

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Marybeth.

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Oh. Oh. Wow.

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You're friendly.

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I haven't eaten
dinner yet.

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Is there anything
to eat in this thing?

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That's it. I know what
you're jonesing for.

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Ranjit, take us
to Gray's Papaya!

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Oh, yes.

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Ted, you rock.

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We couldn't go back
for Natalya, a human being,

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but we do have time
for hot dogs?

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Yeah, we like hot dogs.

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No. No. We are already
behind schedule.

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Ted, come on.

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We have an hour and a half
before midnight.

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I don't want to be
kissing Ranjit.

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You don't know
what you're missing.

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Come on, it's only
a 20-minute detour.

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Which is exactly
how much time I need.

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Ranjit, stop the car.

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Stopping the car.

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Oh. Ooh. Ooh.

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Wait. Baby,

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what are you doing?
I'm going home.

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What? No!

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I can't stay in these heels
any longer. I just can't.

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There's a cab over there.

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I'll just run back to the
apartment and change shoes.

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But... hot dogs.

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Well, I know, baby,
I'd love to go,

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but it's two against one.

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Okay, I'll go with you.

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No, baby.

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Baby, you go with them
and I'll meet you at, at...

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party #3.

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Are you sure?

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If I don't see you,
happy new year.

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Don't say that.

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We'll find each other.

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We'll find each other.

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I know we will.

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Bye, Lil.
Bye.

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Hell of a woman.

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Let's go get some hot dogs!

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Ranjit, party #3.

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Party #3.

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Oh, yeah!

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Look at us.

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Riding around in a limo.

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Eating hot dogs.

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It's like we're the president.

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Hey. I'll bet

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you're feeling
better now.

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Oh, so much better.

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Guys.

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Is that Moby?

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I think that
that's Moby.

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Now, kids, Moby was a popular

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recording artist
when I was young.

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No way.

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That's totally Moby.

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That's awesome.

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TED:
Should I say something?

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I should say something, right?

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Moby! Hey, Moby!

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Oh, my God.

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He's coming over.

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Everybody be cool.
Everybody be cool.

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Hey.

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Hello.
What's up?

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Uh, you, uh, going somewhere?

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00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:09,282
Yeah, I'm just going
to this party downtown.

270
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,317
You want a ride?

271
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,287
Sure.

272
00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,994
Welcome.

273
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,229
Right.

274
00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,931
Wow. You're friendly.

275
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,033
Big fan.

276
00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,067
Barney Stinson.

277
00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:28,669
So, uh...

278
00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,470
what about this party?

279
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,372
It's just a New
Year's thing.

280
00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,506
You know, with
some friends.

281
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,843
Wow, that sounds awesome.

282
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,913
You guys want to come?

283
00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:41,649
Yeah, we'd love to.

284
00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:42,916
All right.

285
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:43,951
Uh, Ted.

286
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,518
Sidebar?

287
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,756
Um... Moby, switch up,
will you?

288
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,792
Moby.

289
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,327
Yeah, what's up?

290
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,164
What about Lily?

291
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,899
Call her.
I've been trying
to call her.

292
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,734
I can't get through. All
the circuits are jammed.

293
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,269
That's New Year's
Eve for you.

294
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,504
Well, look, we'll just
swing by Moby's party

295
00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:05,906
and then
afterwards...
No, I-I can't.

296
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,540
Lily's waiting. I gotta...

297
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,876
I gotta find her.

298
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,244
Okay, I'll meet you
at party #3.

299
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,312
But...

300
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,247
Come on!
Moby's party!

301
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,183
Moby's party!

302
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,317
Moby's par...

303
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,351
( clearing throat )

304
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,253
Ranjit.

305
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,022
Moby's party.

306
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,357
Moby's party.

307
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,829
This is a cool mix.

308
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:32,399
You know, people think a great
mix has to rise and fall.

309
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,934
I think it should be all rise.

310
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:38,471
Yes. Moby... Yeah, It should
start high, get higher.

311
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,007
This mix is my
pride and joy.

312
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,942
I never leave
home without it.

313
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,111
Oh, that's how I feel
about Janice here.

314
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,346
Jan... Aah!

315
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,689
So then I said, "Uh, your
motorcycle was like that

316
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:56,824
when I got here."

317
00:10:56,890 --> 00:11:01,428
( giggling )

318
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,730
Um,

319
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,398
you're not Moby,
are you?

320
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,900
Who?

321
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:10,603
Moby-- the recording
artist, Moby.

322
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,940
No.

323
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,742
But when we said,
"Hey, Moby,"

324
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,343
you said, "Yeah."

325
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,845
I thought you said "Tony."

326
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,014
So your name is Tony?

327
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,449
( irritated ):
No.

328
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:26,086
Oh, hey, we're here.
All right.

329
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,588
You guys going
to come in?

330
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,057
Nah.

331
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,792
You sure?

332
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,794
Come on. It's going
to get nuts in there.

333
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,662
There's this dude
who owes me money.

334
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:39,666
No, uh, we're good.
We're good.

335
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,034
Happy New Year,
Not Moby.

336
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:50,177
Oh, hey, hey,
um, be safe.

337
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:52,946
( relieved sigh )

338
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,714
Why did we think
that guy was Moby?

339
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,149
I don't know.

340
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,519
I see a short bald hipster,
my mind goes straight to Moby.

341
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,822
( musical ring tone plays )

342
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,792
That's Marshall's phone.

343
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,130
( deep voice ):
Hello.

344
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,232
Oh, Marshall,
thank God I got through.

345
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,534
Hey, sexy.

346
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,336
Barney,
where's Marshall?

347
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,338
( chuckles ):
He left his phone
in the limo.

348
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,339
He's out looking
for you.

349
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,440
What? Where?

350
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,942
Party #3.

351
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,411
Well, I'm here
at party #3 and...

352
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:28,581
Oh, my God! Guess who
just walked in: Moby!

353
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,850
Moby?! She's upstairs.

354
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,386
Lily, you have to get
out of there this instant.

355
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,621
That's not Moby.

356
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,690
Uh, no, I know Moby
and that's Mo...

357
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,592
Does he have a gun?

358
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,761
Run!

359
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:45,698
Oh, my God,
Not Moby's party is party #4.

360
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,699
What are the odds?

361
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,702
( gasping )

362
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,238
Who was that guy?!

363
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,173
Well, we know
it's not Moby and
it's not Tony.

364
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,407
Ranjit, drive!

365
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,308
Where to?

366
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,810
ALL:
Party #3!

367
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,745
Party #3.

368
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,513
( tires squeal )

369
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,749
No, but I was just
at party #3.

370
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,684
No, no, no, no, you were
at party #4.

371
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,219
You must have looked
at the list wrong.

372
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,056
Well, after that rather
unpsyching experience,

373
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,891
you know what
it's time for?

374
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,426
It's time to... what?

375
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,528
That's right, re-psych.

376
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:18,999
Re-psy...

377
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,169
Where's the...?

378
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,673
Oh, my God!

379
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,109
Not Moby took my
"Get Psyched" mix!

380
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:32,279
Barney, Barney, Barney,
it's not worth it!

381
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,881
Let it go.

382
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,849
We need to get back
on schedule.

383
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:36,884
( loud bang )

384
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,651
Ah, nuts.

385
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,188
( tire flapping )

386
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:47,494
Ranjit, are you sure
I can't help?

387
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,628
No.

388
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,130
I am pissed.

389
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,732
Ted, I don't want you
to see me pissed.

390
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,434
Okay.

391
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,205
Okay, not a problem.

392
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,073
He'll jack it up,
slap on a tire

393
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,976
and we'll be at
party #3 in no time.

394
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,277
I wish Marshall
would call.

395
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,379
I guess the circuits
are jammed.

396
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,780
Yeah, you know why all
the circuits are jammed

397
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,449
because everyone's calling
their loved ones,

398
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,717
everyone around the world.

399
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,953
Everyone except Barney.

400
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,321
( all snickering )

401
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:18,425
Oh, sure, laugh.
Laugh for Barney Stinson.

402
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:23,130
Laugh for the sad clown
trapped on his whirling carousel

403
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:27,400
of suits and cigars
and bimbos and booze.

404
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,936
Round and round it goes.

405
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:32,940
And where's it all heading?
Nowhere.

406
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:37,044
Is this just 'cause you lost
your "Get Psyched" mix?

407
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,812
I'm sorry. Am I not allowed
to have a pensive side?

408
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,982
No. No, not tonight.

409
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,083
Not in the limo.

410
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,751
We got to stay psyched.

411
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:48,421
Ted went to a lot of trouble
to make this

412
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,057
an awesome New Year's.

413
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,393
* Shot through the heart *

414
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,628
* And you're to blame, darling *

415
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:59,299
* You give love a bad name *

416
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,368
RANJIT:
* A bad name *
Ha!

417
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,604
* I play my part
and you played your game *

418
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,738
I'm going
to get some air.

419
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,442
* Darling, you give love
a bad name, bad name! *

420
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,815
It'll be fine.

421
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,584
We'll be out of here
in a jiff.

422
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,186
Ted, I'm going to head out.

423
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,321
My roommates are having a party
not far from here.

424
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,690
No. Look, I know this night
isn't turning out

425
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,857
the way I planned, but...

426
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,826
How long have you
been in love with Robin?

427
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,962
I'm not in love...

428
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,998
We're just friends.

429
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,032
Where are you
getting that from?

430
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,202
Ted, it's okay.
I'm fine.

431
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,671
And I can tell that
she's into you, too.

432
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,939
That's ridiculous.

433
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,841
Wait. Really?

434
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,443
( laughs )

435
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,112
Happy New Year, Ted.

436
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,966
I can't believe Marybeth
left before midnight.

437
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,435
Oh, she just had
to make an appearance

438
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,502
at this other party.

439
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,104
It's no big deal.

440
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,540
The first time I rode
in a limo I was five.

441
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,209
I was on the way to my
grandfather's funeral.

442
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,146
I suppose, in a way,
I still am.

443
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,215
Okay, wow, it's getting
weird in here.

444
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,084
I'm going to call Marshall.

445
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,452
But he left his phone.

446
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,021
Marshall!

447
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,122
Marshall!

448
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,958
I'm sorry
about your girl.

449
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,726
Sorry about
your guy.

450
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:38,865
Well, at least
we both have someone
to kiss at midnight.

451
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,567
Did you forget
about our little deal?

452
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,635
Because I did not.

453
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,205
I did not, too.

454
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,240
( phone rings )

455
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,810
Derek.

456
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,945
Hi. How's work?

457
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,747
I'll give you
some privacy.

458
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,449
Marshall!

459
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,287
Hey.
Hey.

460
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,395
Hey.
Hey.

461
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,232
Marshall!

462
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,766
Okay, how's this for a plan?
We start walking now,

463
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,268
we get to party #3
by 12:45.

464
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,903
We celebrate the New Year
in Central Standard Time.

465
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,705
Marshall!

466
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,706
Give it a rest, Ted.

467
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,707
Give what a rest?

468
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,609
Trying to turn this night
into anything more

469
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,211
than what it is,
which is New Year's Eve

470
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,679
which is the single
biggest letdown of a night

471
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,815
every single year.

472
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,883
Marshall!

473
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,185
Come on, come on,
we can still turn
this thing around.

474
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,420
We've still got
ten minutes.

475
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,088
Stop trying
to chase down

476
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,157
some magical, perfect
New Year's, Ted.

477
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,391
It doesn't exist.

478
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,994
Marshall!

479
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,963
MARSHALL:
Lily!

480
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,833
Holy crap.

481
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,302
Marshall!

482
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,570
Lily!

483
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,242
I don't believe it.

484
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,711
I knew I'd catch up
with you guys eventually.

485
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,213
So much to tell.

486
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,382
I couldn't find Lily
at party #3

487
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,717
so I walked-- I walked to
the next party on the list.

488
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:05,618
Not Moby's party?

489
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,486
Yes, Moby's party.

490
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,855
Check it out.
He signed my shirt.

491
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,193
And guess what I found.

492
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,996
Yeah, I heard it playing
at the party, so I swiped it.

493
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,331
Marshall...

494
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,832
Yeah, I know.
Come on.

495
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,201
Come on! Oh! Oh!

496
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,706
Baby, baby,
I was so worried about you.

497
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,640
Why didn't you call me?

498
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,776
I tried, baby.
All the circuits were jammed.

499
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:30,910
But wait, there's more.

500
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,011
After party #4,

501
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,546
I figured you guys went
to party #5.

502
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,049
And so I went there, too,
and it is awesome.

503
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,186
I want to cry,
it is so awesome.

504
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,253
We have to go there.

505
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,921
How? We'll never
get a cab.

506
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,223
The flat's fixed.

507
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,958
Let's do this!
Oh!

508
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,861
Come on! In!
Go, go, go!

509
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:49,629
Go, go, go!
Natalya?

510
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,997
Yeah, it turns out
she was asleep

511
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,499
in the front seat
the whole time.

512
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,000
Ranjit, why didn't you
tell me?

513
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,368
I didn't want to wake her.

514
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,003
She looked so peaceful.

515
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,838
Party #5
is 20 blocks away

516
00:18:58,905 --> 00:18:59,806
and all the way
across town.

517
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,774
Ranjit, can you get us there
in eight minutes?

518
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,142
I get you there in six.

519
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,211
( all cheer )

520
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,348
( horns beeping )

521
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,683
I don't think I can do it.

522
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,084
No! Come on!

523
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,386
Move, you stupid taxi!

524
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,955
Three minutes!
Come on!

525
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,124
( cork pops )

526
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,759
Ranjit, put her in park.

527
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:25,031
Dudes, I'm sure
party #5 is awesome,

528
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,499
but it's not the best party
in New York.

529
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,703
'Cause this is,
right here.

530
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,805
Cheers. Well said.

531
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,574
Cheers. Cheers.

532
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,642
And just like that,
we were

533
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,277
having the perfect
New Year's Eve.

534
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,912
The funny thing is

535
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,749
all night long, I'd been trying
to chase something down

536
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,985
that was right there
in that limo.

537
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,787
( knocking )

538
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,089
Derek?!

539
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,524
Derek.

540
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:53,693
Hey.

541
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,763
Hey, uh, come on in.

542
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,132
ROBIN:
Hi.
Robin.

543
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,468
I cut my meeting short

544
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,403
because I wanted
to see you at midnight.

545
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,673
I can't believe
you made it.

546
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,375
I made it, baby.

547
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,713
I super love you, okay?

548
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,548
Here, you need a mint.

549
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,151
ALL:
Eight, seven, six,

550
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,589
five, four, three,

551
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,324
two, one!

552
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,525
Happy New Year!

553
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,594
You probably want to feel bad
for your old man

554
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,895
at this point in the story.

555
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,363
Well, don't.

556
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,932
Not every night
has a happy ending.

557
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,166
But all of it's important.

558
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,569
All of it was leading
somewhere.

559
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,105
Because suddenly,
it was 2006.

560
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,741
And 2006 was a big one.

561
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,343
Ted!

562
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,214
What the hell, man?

563
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,716
I thought we had a deal.

564
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,086
What about your guy?

565
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,088
It's midnight.
Go kiss him.

566
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,825
Eh, he kept me
waiting.

567
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,527
I can keep him waiting.

568
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,063
Well, a deal is a deal.

569
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,265
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

570
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,478
Happy New Year.

571
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,382
Happy New Year.